Not on the News is a new satire column reporting on events that the media failed to cover because they were made up entirely by your truly. The odyssey of the Trump presidency this week continued into its seventh month as half a year has passed since President Trump took office. To celebrate the occasion, […]Read more "(SATIRE) Not on the News: The week of 7/23/17"
For the last few months, drugs have been an underlying issue in politics; one that always seems to be making the news, but rarely drawing the full attention of America. The ongoing opioid crisis or Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ campaign against marijuana have both been more and more prevalent recently, yet neither of these issues […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: How to Solve the Opioid Crisis"
It’s been a rough week for a variety of things, notably democracy, anyone who might need health care in the remainder of their lives and Emmanuel Macron’s right hand. The Trump presidency continues to drag along, with more of the same inaction, scandal and outlandish statements that we’ve come to expect. Yet news broke on […]Read more "(SATIRE) New Major Development in Russia Scandal"
If there was any doubt left that shady things happened between Russia and the Trump campaign before the election last year, the Donald Trump Jr. fiasco of last week wiped it away. Realizations of ties between President Trump and Russia almost aren’t explosive news anymore, since such stories are so common. Keep in mind, before […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: The Left Can’t Lose Focus on America"
Imagine Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election. Here’s what I think that might look like. We’re coming up pretty soon on the end of the first half of the first year of President Hillary Clinton’s time in office. It’s certainly been a wild ride, only made slightly less crazy by the fact that literally nothing […]Read more "(SATIRE) Six Months of President Clinton"
Dear CNN, I don’t watch anything on your network. I rarely read anything on your website. I typically keep scrolling if I see one of your tweets. But I, like pretty much everyone else involved in politics, can’t look away from you right now. You probably know about the “alt-right” and their latest tirade against […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Dear CNN, You Should Not Take the ‘Meme War’ Lightly"
Donald Trump is consistently right about two things, and two things only. The Democrats treated Bernie Sanders and his campaign unfairly, and Hillary Clinton ran a poor campaign. It’s fair to say that both of those things are, possibly equally, the reason Trump currently occupies the White House. And as appalling and scary as that […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Time for a Three-Party System?"