(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Time ‘probably’ going to award Kenneth Barrows Person of the Year

In a shocking move, Time Magazine is apparently probably going to award Kenneth Barrows, a resident of Oklahoma, with their coveted Person of the Year Award. Barrows triumphantly tweeted about the likelihood of himself winning the award on Friday. “Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named ‘Man (Person) of […]

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(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Trump announces ambitious “America Seventh” plan

President Trump officially erased any doubt that he was considering no longer putting America first when he unveiled his “America Seventh” Plan on Sunday. The move came only a day after Trump was criticized for supposedly believing the word of Russian President Vladimir Putin over that of American intelligence agencies. In a statement accompanying the […]

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