In a shocking move, Time Magazine is apparently probably going to award Kenneth Barrows, a resident of Oklahoma, with their coveted Person of the Year Award. Barrows triumphantly tweeted about the likelihood of himself winning the award on Friday. “Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named ‘Man (Person) of […]Read more "(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Time ‘probably’ going to award Kenneth Barrows Person of the Year"
Last week, at a journalism convention in Dallas, I heard in a seminar that a picture speaks a thousand words, but a long article should not necessarily be associated with good writing. At some point over the weekend, I connected this in my head to the current situation with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and President […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: A picture speaks a thousand words less than a recording"
President Trump officially erased any doubt that he was considering no longer putting America first when he unveiled his “America Seventh” Plan on Sunday. The move came only a day after Trump was criticized for supposedly believing the word of Russian President Vladimir Putin over that of American intelligence agencies. In a statement accompanying the […]Read more "(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Trump announces ambitious “America Seventh” plan"
By nature, I’m a funny person, or at least try to be one. Whenever I see a piece of news, my first thought is, “How can I make this hilarious?” And so, the hardest things for me to write about are tragedies, like the mass shooting America endured on Sunday. I’ll admit, I got really […]Read more "(Perspective) The Denome’s Advocate: How gun violence hurts us all"
If I had to describe Harvey Weinstein in two words, I’d call him a privileged synonym for donkey. If I had to describe Donald Trump in two words, I’d call him a privileged synonym for donkey. If I had to describe any man who sexually demeans women in any way shape or form, I would […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Privilege is the problem"