If you follow the news remotely, you probably have already gathered how ridiculous this week has been in the realm of politics. The largest legislative fight in recent memory came to a spectacular close, another faction was defeated in the war for President Trump’s attention and the Democrats … well, they tried to make the […]Read more "(SATIRE) Not on the News: The Week of 7/30/17"
As I have this summer, I woke up today at 8 a.m., rolled out of bed a couple minutes later and grabbed myself some breakfast. Remembering it was Tuesday, as I sat down to my Frosted Flakes, I contemplated what I would write about this week for my non-satire column, being this one. There’s been […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Satire in Today’s Depressing Climate"
Not on the News is a new satire column reporting on events that the media failed to cover because they were made up entirely by your truly. The odyssey of the Trump presidency this week continued into its seventh month as half a year has passed since President Trump took office. To celebrate the occasion, […]Read more "(SATIRE) Not on the News: The week of 7/23/17"
For the last few months, drugs have been an underlying issue in politics; one that always seems to be making the news, but rarely drawing the full attention of America. The ongoing opioid crisis or Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ campaign against marijuana have both been more and more prevalent recently, yet neither of these issues […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: How to Solve the Opioid Crisis"
It’s been a rough week for a variety of things, notably democracy, anyone who might need health care in the remainder of their lives and Emmanuel Macron’s right hand. The Trump presidency continues to drag along, with more of the same inaction, scandal and outlandish statements that we’ve come to expect. Yet news broke on […]Read more "(SATIRE) New Major Development in Russia Scandal"
If there was any doubt left that shady things happened between Russia and the Trump campaign before the election last year, the Donald Trump Jr. fiasco of last week wiped it away. Realizations of ties between President Trump and Russia almost aren’t explosive news anymore, since such stories are so common. Keep in mind, before […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: The Left Can’t Lose Focus on America"
Imagine Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election. Here’s what I think that might look like. We’re coming up pretty soon on the end of the first half of the first year of President Hillary Clinton’s time in office. It’s certainly been a wild ride, only made slightly less crazy by the fact that literally nothing […]Read more "(SATIRE) Six Months of President Clinton"