Upon a moment’s reflection, the events of the past weekend seem more than a little ridiculous. In the middle of the night, a one-person, party-line majority of senators voted to pass a highly-controversial and unpopular tax cut, the benefactors of which nobody can seem to agree upon. Welcome to America, folks. A large majority of […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Forget trying socialism. Just try common sense"
In a shocking move, Time Magazine is apparently probably going to award Kenneth Barrows, a resident of Oklahoma, with their coveted Person of the Year Award. Barrows triumphantly tweeted about the likelihood of himself winning the award on Friday. “Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named ‘Man (Person) of […]Read more "(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Time ‘probably’ going to award Kenneth Barrows Person of the Year"
Last week, at a journalism convention in Dallas, I heard in a seminar that a picture speaks a thousand words, but a long article should not necessarily be associated with good writing. At some point over the weekend, I connected this in my head to the current situation with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and President […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: A picture speaks a thousand words less than a recording"
President Trump officially erased any doubt that he was considering no longer putting America first when he unveiled his “America Seventh” Plan on Sunday. The move came only a day after Trump was criticized for supposedly believing the word of Russian President Vladimir Putin over that of American intelligence agencies. In a statement accompanying the […]Read more "(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Trump announces ambitious “America Seventh” plan"
By nature, I’m a funny person, or at least try to be one. Whenever I see a piece of news, my first thought is, “How can I make this hilarious?” And so, the hardest things for me to write about are tragedies, like the mass shooting America endured on Sunday. I’ll admit, I got really […]Read more "(Perspective) The Denome’s Advocate: How gun violence hurts us all"
If I had to describe Harvey Weinstein in two words, I’d call him a privileged synonym for donkey. If I had to describe Donald Trump in two words, I’d call him a privileged synonym for donkey. If I had to describe any man who sexually demeans women in any way shape or form, I would […]Read more "The Denome’s Advocate: Privilege is the problem"
Secondary school classrooms around the nation have a lot to worry about right now, from a rise in the number of sexual assaults in schools and funding and staffing shortfalls to the rising number of bear attacks since January. However, kindergarten classrooms have mostly been forgotten in the chaos, as the nation has apparently decided […]Read more "(SATIRE) The Denome’s Advocate: Trump attacks gold stars, outrages kindergarten community"